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Jaleel

Jaleel
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Transcript

Frame one
Tsar is approached by a rough looking man with a rat tail hairdo with double on his face. This is Jaleel Sarpieri.

Jaleel
I heard that your boyfriend was taken to Leningrad.

Tsar
I have problems in this life.*

Jaleel
Me too. I killed my old lady.


Frame two

Jaleel
Crazy bitch got mad cuz I was fuckin' my lil' girl. Sar san psal, Tsarkias.

Tsar
<How you know Tsarkias real name? Who you?>


Frame three

Jaleel
<Your accent is so stupid. I'm Jaleel. Your mother's non Gypsy blood made you retarded.>

Frame four

Tsar
<My childhood friend.>

Jaleel
<Yes I am. Do you need protection?>

Narrator
*Russian prison slang: don't talk to me I'm a pariah.
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