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I Have Problems In This Life - Marta

The tragic love story of a Josephite monk and the woman who could not have him until after he ended up in prison.

I Have Problems In This Life - Dissident Priest

The nasty fall from grace of a Soviet priest who goes from a pious Josephite dissident falsely accused of sexually abusing a teenager, to an amoral assassin gigolo with a teenage lover.

I Have Problems In This Life - Whore

Underestimating the chain of command can have dire consequences.

I Have Problems In This Life - Marlen Is Mean

The tragic ending of the love Marlen and Tsar once had.