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I Have Problems In This Life - Marta

The tragic love story of a Josephite monk and the woman who could not have him until after he ended up in prison.
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Cover for I Have Problems In This Life
21st Jan 2021, 7:49 PM
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Marta - Cover
31st Jan 2021, 12:00 AM
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The Rebellious Boy
7th Feb 2021, 12:00 AM
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Moving Out Of The Parent's Home
14th Feb 2021, 12:00 AM
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The Monk And The Married Woman
21st Feb 2021, 12:00 AM
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Marta Mourns
28th Feb 2021, 12:00 AM
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The Josephites
7th Mar 2021, 12:00 AM
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Eight Years Later
14th Mar 2021, 12:00 AM
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A New Man
21st Mar 2021, 12:00 AM
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Back-Up Plan
28th Mar 2021, 12:00 AM
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NSFW - First
4th Apr 2021, 12:00 AM
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I Should Have Told You
11th Apr 2021, 12:00 AM
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The Fantasy
18th Apr 2021, 12:00 AM
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Before I Die
25th Apr 2021, 12:00 AM
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NSFW: Filling The Bucket Before It Gets Kicked
2nd May 2021, 12:00 AM
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Life Saver
9th May 2021, 12:00 AM

I Have Problems In This Life - Dissident Priest

The nasty fall from grace of a Soviet priest who goes from a pious Josephite dissident falsely accused of sexually abusing a teenager, to an amoral assassin gigolo with a teenage lover.
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Dissident Priest - Chapter Cover
16th May 2021, 12:00 AM
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King Camello
23rd May 2021, 12:00 AM
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Why?
30th May 2021, 12:00 AM
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False Charge
6th Jun 2021, 12:00 AM
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Aren't You A Priest?
13th Jun 2021, 12:00 AM
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Where Is Your Boss?
20th Jun 2021, 12:00 AM
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To Whom It May Concern
27th Jun 2021, 12:00 AM
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What Am I Being Charged With?
4th Jul 2021, 12:00 AM
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The Choice
11th Jul 2021, 12:00 AM
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The Stalker And Her Assumption
18th Jul 2021, 12:00 AM
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Nonsense About God And Piece
25th Jul 2021, 12:00 AM
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Geni Afnasich Devlin
1st Aug 2021, 12:00 AM
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Hunting Fireflies
8th Aug 2021, 12:00 AM
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Traitor
15th Aug 2021, 12:00 AM
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What do you think, Moisha.
22nd Aug 2021, 12:00 AM
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The Juiciest Details
29th Aug 2021, 12:00 AM
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TRIGGER: VIOLENCE - God
5th Sep 2021, 12:00 AM
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TRIGGER: ASSAULT/RAPE - Regardless of Actual Guilt
12th Sep 2021, 12:00 AM
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The Beating
19th Sep 2021, 12:00 AM
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TRIGGER: RAPE/VOMIT/BODILY HARM - Vomit
26th Sep 2021, 12:00 AM
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TRIGGER: SEXUAL ASSAULT/NON-CON TATTOOING - Marked
3rd Oct 2021, 12:00 AM
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TRIGGER: RAPE/HUMILIATION - No Longer Human
10th Oct 2021, 12:00 AM
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Good Man
17th Oct 2021, 12:00 AM
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The Truth
24th Oct 2021, 12:00 AM
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CW: Torture - They tried to break me...
31st Oct 2021, 12:00 AM
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Captain and Judge
7th Nov 2021, 12:00 AM
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My Bitch!
14th Nov 2021, 12:00 AM
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Observations
21st Nov 2021, 12:00 AM
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Fantasies of God
28th Nov 2021, 12:00 AM
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Socks
5th Dec 2021, 12:00 AM
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Favors
12th Dec 2021, 12:00 AM
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Relative Safety
19th Dec 2021, 12:00 AM
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Jaleel
26th Dec 2021, 12:00 AM
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Good, I need a partner.
2nd Jan 2022, 12:00 AM
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Nevermind!
9th Jan 2022, 12:00 AM
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The brown noser gets his reward.
16th Jan 2022, 12:00 AM
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Is he a child molester or a spy?
23rd Jan 2022, 12:00 AM
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Gay Prison Exploitation Novels
30th Jan 2022, 12:00 AM
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Security Whores
6th Feb 2022, 12:00 AM
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Seductive Retribution
13th Feb 2022, 12:00 AM
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CW: DEATH - The execution of Vera
20th Feb 2022, 12:00 AM
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Liability
27th Feb 2022, 12:00 AM
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The Rhino's Tricks
6th Mar 2022, 12:00 AM
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Darling
13th Mar 2022, 12:00 AM
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CW: DEATH - Respect for Tradition
20th Mar 2022, 12:00 AM
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Explosives
27th Mar 2022, 12:00 AM
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Gifts
3rd Apr 2022, 12:00 AM
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Sexy Weapon
10th Apr 2022, 12:00 AM
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Innuendo Call Out
17th Apr 2022, 12:00 AM
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Immoral Traditions
24th Apr 2022, 12:00 AM
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Death Wishes and Roses
1st May 2022, 12:00 AM
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Rasputin Dick
8th May 2022, 12:00 AM

I Have Problems In This Life - Whore

Underestimating the chain of command can have dire consequences.
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Whore
15th May 2022, 12:00 AM
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The Chief Security Officer
22nd May 2022, 12:00 AM
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Assholes Like You
29th May 2022, 12:00 AM
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Prison Bitch?
5th Jun 2022, 12:00 AM
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Hurting Women
12th Jun 2022, 12:00 AM
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CW: RAPE - Two Girls on One Guy Isn't A Fantasy
19th Jun 2022, 12:00 AM
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Fantasy vs. Reality
26th Jun 2022, 12:00 AM
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Cum Dumpster
3rd Jul 2022, 12:00 AM
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No Longer A Boy On Paper
10th Jul 2022, 12:00 AM

I Have Problems In This Life - Marlen Is Mean

The tragic ending of the love Marlen and Tsar once had.
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Marlen Is Mean
17th Jul 2022, 12:00 AM
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Marlen
24th Jul 2022, 12:00 AM
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The Maestro
31st Jul 2022, 12:00 AM
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Shooting Practice
7th Aug 2022, 12:00 AM
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Is Name Is Geni
14th Aug 2022, 12:00 AM
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Concern Trolling
21st Aug 2022, 12:00 AM
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Proud Of You
28th Aug 2022, 12:00 AM
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Disgusting
4th Sep 2022, 12:00 AM
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CW: RAPE - Rude Awakening
11th Sep 2022, 12:00 AM
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Spat
18th Sep 2022, 12:00 AM
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Don't Kiss Meanies
25th Sep 2022, 12:00 AM
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How do you know?
2nd Oct 2022, 12:00 AM
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Charming
9th Oct 2022, 12:00 AM
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Angel and Devil on Tsar's Shoulder
16th Oct 2022, 12:00 AM
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I'll Change
23rd Oct 2022, 12:00 AM
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I'll Pack My Shit
30th Oct 2022, 12:00 AM
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You Made Me
6th Nov 2022, 12:00 AM
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(CW: SUICIDE) Dead Pig
13th Nov 2022, 12:00 AM
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God, I Loved You
20th Nov 2022, 12:00 AM

I Have Problems With Youth - A Pedophile And A Sketchbook

Tsar meets Marlen's mother.
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I Have Problems With Youth: The Problematic Story Of A Trashy Gigolo Trying To Become An Elite Criminal And A Research Psychologist Who Doesn't Want To Forgive Him For Sleeping With Her Son
27th Nov 2022, 12:00 AM
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A Pedophile And A SketchBook
4th Dec 2022, 12:00 AM
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CW: HOMOPHOBIA, CHILD ABUSE, SUICIDE -The Cop Is Homophobic
11th Dec 2022, 12:00 AM
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Geni Gets It
18th Dec 2022, 12:00 AM
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A Father's Duty
25th Dec 2022, 12:00 AM
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Prison Tattoo Removal
1st Jan 2023, 12:00 AM
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Pedos and Their Tattoos
8th Jan 2023, 12:00 AM
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Marlen and Lyena
15th Jan 2023, 12:00 AM
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Orphans
22nd Jan 2023, 12:00 AM
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I fell
29th Jan 2023, 12:00 AM
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I Knew
5th Feb 2023, 12:00 AM
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Get In Line
12th Feb 2023, 12:00 AM
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A Horrible Idea
19th Feb 2023, 12:00 AM
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Prison Is A Mean Place
26th Feb 2023, 12:00 AM
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Phone Book
5th Mar 2023, 12:00 AM
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12th Mar 2023, 12:00 AM
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19th Mar 2023, 12:00 AM
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26th Mar 2023, 12:00 AM
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2nd Apr 2023, 12:00 AM
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9th Apr 2023, 12:00 AM
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16th Apr 2023, 12:00 AM
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23rd Apr 2023, 12:00 AM
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30th Apr 2023, 12:00 AM
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7th May 2023, 12:00 AM
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14th May 2023, 12:00 AM
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21st May 2023, 12:00 AM

I Have Problems With Youth - Pedik Loophole

When you make something harmless illegal, it invariably turns awful.
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28th May 2023, 12:00 AM
Chapter Overview