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TSAR as narrator
There's no greater heartache in a father's life than the moment when his son sees him for the utter piece of shit that he actually is.
TSAR
Yes.
Frame 2
TSAR as narrator
I swore to always be honest with my son, and to never betray his trust or underestimate his unique intelligence.
GENI
Is that why the lady asked me if you touch me?
Frame 3
TSAR
Geni, you know I would never do that to you. I went to jail because of lies.
Frame 4
GENI
I know, but you did those bad things to Marlen. That was not nice.
Frame 5
GENI
Maybe he thought you did those bad things to me and that's why he was mean.
And suddenly, Marlen goes from just being a malicious sociopath, to a child abuse victim who couldn't deal with his jealousy over a man whom he saw as a potential competitor for Tsar's affections. Likewise, Tsar's sympathetic victim and protective father halo fell to the ground and into a pile of shit of his own making.
Author Notes:
And on that note... Merry Christmas?