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NSFW: Filling The Bucket Before It Gets Kicked

2nd May 2021, 12:00 AM in I Have Problems In This Life - Marta
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Transcript

Frame 1
Marta is wearing a sexy dress.

Frame 2
Tsar and Marta dance at a disco.

Frame 3
Tsar feeds caviar to Marta.

Frame 4
Tsar hunches as he mourns Marta's death. Marlen rubs his shoulder and expresses sympathy for Tsar. Geni is holding a teddy bear and cries. The graveyard is covered in snow.

MARLEN
I'M SO SORRY, TSAR...

TSAR AS NARRATOR
WHEN MARTA DIED, I THOUGHT THAT MY LIFE WAS OVER.
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27th Mar 2021, 1:35 PM
vaslittlecrow
vaslittlecrow
Um... Happy Easter, again? (Orthodox Edition.)
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