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KING CAMELLO BASMA, I HEARD THAT YOU'RE A FIRST CLASS SMUGGLER WHO PRETENDS TO BE PALS WITH THE STATE WHILE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ITS APPARATCHIK.
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Camello is standing in the same room.
CAMELLO
I DON'T PRETEND TO LIKE THE STATE AT ALL, BUT I HAVE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES. YOU MIGHT BE USEFUL FOR SEX OR ORGANS, BUT I CAN'T HIRE YOU FOR MY TEAM.
