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Is he a child molester or a spy?

Is he a child molester or a spy?
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Frame 1

Tsar as narrator
I convinced everyone that I was really a nice guy who happened to be a child rapist, and not a spy.

We arrested a couple of horny fag punks. They look young. Do you want them?

Frame 2

Am I not in prison for exploiting a young male?

If we put these idiots in the general population, they'll be raped to death. We figured that you needed assistants anyway.

Frame 3
Tsar is lying in bed with two punks who seem rather interested in him.

Love the scar, you hot older priest guy!

How about we just pray?

This dude is obviously in the slammer on trumped up charges. Let's corrupt him.
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