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Is he a child molester or a spy?

Is he a child molester or a spy?
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Transcript

Frame 1

Tsar as narrator
I convinced everyone that I was really a nice guy who happened to be a child rapist, and not a spy.

Bureaucrat
We arrested a couple of horny fag punks. They look young. Do you want them?

Frame 2

Tsar
Am I not in prison for exploiting a young male?

Bureaucrat
If we put these idiots in the general population, they'll be raped to death. We figured that you needed assistants anyway.

Frame 3
Tsar is lying in bed with two punks who seem rather interested in him.

Lyena
Love the scar, you hot older priest guy!

Tsar
How about we just pray?

Marlen
This dude is obviously in the slammer on trumped up charges. Let's corrupt him.
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