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Security Whores

Security Whores
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FRAME 1
Camello looks extremely horny.

CAMELLO
Can we hire him? My boyfriend dumped me and I'd love a bodyguard with benefits.

FRAME 2

MIKHAIL
I don't think so.

FRAME 3
Camello hugs a very displeased Mikhail.

Camello
C'mon Mikhail, we already have whores doing security for me.

MIKHAIL
I have a policy to never make major decisions while I'm horny or drunk. Follow my example.
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