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Seductive Retribution

Seductive Retribution
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Transcript

FRAME 1
Closeup of Vera

TSAR AS NARRATOR
After my release, I discovered that the judge's daughter never went to Vietnam. Our accomplices' identities remained unknown.

FRAME 2
Tsar is wearing priestly garb and speaking on a radio microphone.

TSAR AS NARRATOR
The Commission caught her gathering intelligence.

TSAR
(Speaking in broken English rather than Russian) <Ze base location ees lokated near Estonia border.>

FRAME 3
A topless Vera is trying to seduce Tsar.

TSAR
My God! Put some clothes on. I'm a priest.

VERA
I don't care.

Frame 4

TSAR AS NARRATOR
My former friend never forgave me for spurning her advances. Knowing that I had vital information, she sold me out to save herself.

BRITISH OPERATIVE
(Speaking English) You're speaking Russian, Tsar.

TSAR
(Speaking broken English) Yes. Nozink important.
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