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The Rhino's Tricks

The Rhino's Tricks
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Scene Action: Tsar appears in the doorway, apparently having heard the pair make their cases both for and against him. He holds a long knife in his hand and another, shorter knife is strapped to his arm. He appears calm. Cam and Mikhail on the other hand are not as collected as the former prisoner and spy. Cam has Mikhail in a headlock, the both of them caught off guard by Tsar’s presence.

Dialog: Father Sarkos got caught, but Tsar Rasputin never. You will either hire me or pay me a, of I will teach you a few tricks that my first lover, Sergei the Rhino, taught me before we were torn apart.
Tsar
To Camello and Mikhail

How did you find this place?
Camello
To Tsar

It's a secret.
Tsar
To Camello and Mikhail

Are you referring to the cannibal serial killer that they executed for killing at least nineteen people?
Mikhail
To Tsar

Getting dumped wasn't the worst part of today...
Camello
To Tsar

I don't wanna die.
Mikhail
Whispering to Camello
Load my Place Save my Place

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