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Death Wishes and Roses

Death Wishes and Roses
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FRAME 1

TSAR
I don't have enough of a death wish to strap an actual bomb to myself. So a few rolled schillings instead, Mr. Mikhailev.

FRAME 2

CAMELLO
If you don't have a death wish, why do you have a broken rose tattoo? Roses are sacred to the thieves-in-law, so unless you killed the entire leadership of a gang, that mark is asking for a death sentence.

FRAME 3

TSAR
Ever heard of the Leningradskaya gang?

FRAME 4

MIKHAIL
We're hiring this bastard!

FRAME 5

CAMELLO
He's definitely hired with a long-term contract.
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