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No Longer A Boy On Paper

10th Jul 2022, 12:00 AM in I Have Problems In This Life - Whore
No Longer A Boy On Paper
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FRAME 1
Marlen stares at Tsar wide-eyed

MARLEN
Does that mean I'm eighteen on paper now?

FRAME 2
Tsar still crying and cowering.

TSAR
You'll be twenty-eight on your records. You'll be able to skip the draft. I won't be your legal guardian anymore. You'll be free to go and start your own life. Camello offered me US dollars, but I felt this would be better since I have no idea what to do with foreign currency.

FRAME 2
Marlen hugs Tsar, ecstatic. Tsar seems simultaneously relieved and sad.

MARLEN
May I have your old motorcycle, please? You told Camello about you and my ex seducing you in prison, did't you, husband? Since you're no longer my "daddy" can I stop going to school so I can be a mercenary?

TSAR
Which one of us is corrupting whom again?
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